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Roots

Simon Collier — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:09:14 +0000

I want to feel my roots (no, that’s not a euphemism). After moving to Canada I have felt like a static nomad. I’ve had no history here, no family stories or childhood memories to tie me to Edmonton. I don’t wander past a school and reminisce about walking through the gates that seemed so massive at the time and stepping gingerly through the classroom doors. I don’t walk past a building and recall how it was once all fields there, where I used to play as a child. I don’t walk past a hill and remember the time I sprained my ankle in a sledding accident when I was five. I miss the ghosts of me, they are abandoned elsewhere.

Recently a friend of mine toured me through a couple of the oldest rooms at the University of Alberta. They were beautiful. Large, tall rooms with intricate wood carvings and ceiling mouldings that defied gravity. Each of them had a fireplace, hidden storage areas in the walls and a feeling of nobility, of grandeur. When I stood in what was Dr Tory’s old office almost a century ago, I tried to imagine the room as it was depicted in the large painting on the wall. I imagined him sitting behind his desk, overlooking the rest of room. I peaked out of the window and pictured what he might have seen when he did the same. So many of the buildings I saw out of the window would have been missing, instead perhaps he could have seen the high-level bridge that was so recently constructed. I imagined the meetings he would have held in his office, perhaps in seats by the fireplace with a glass of port for he and his guest. I wondered how many people would have met in there, how many decisions had been made with donors, politicians and academics just feet from where I was standing. I enjoyed this. In the absence of my own ties to Edmonton I felt a stronger connection with the University, which has such deep roots in the city.

When my friend walked me through the old Arts building foyer she commented on the black and white checkered tiles. As a child she would play with her sister on them, each picking a colour that they would stand on as they navigated the game space. As we passed through I imagined the two children jumping from tile to tile and enjoyed the borrowed feeling of reminiscence and belonging. I felt envious of her memories while they made me smile.

Perhaps Edmonton will always just be “my current city of residence”, even if I stay here for the rest of my life. Over the past decade I have grown an understanding of the importance of personal history, which I always took for granted. I do hope my kids (one day) will feel that where they live is their home and I will do my best to make sure they have memories all around them, as my parents did for me.

The Clown Nobody Loves

Simon Collier — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:46:03 +0000

Walking down the street an old man with a painted smile and a large ragged hat squirts water at strangers. People slow their pace behind him, or give him a wide berth as they pass, doing their best to avoid eye contact else they might have to engage him. He approaches unsuspecting pedestrians standing at the crosswalk waiting for their turn to cross, and honks his horn to startle them. Childrens’ eyes widen, some with wonder and others with fear, as parents guide their young ones behind them or hold them closer to their side, away from the old man with the unknown intensions.

I don’t know this man. But he scares me.

Not because he’s a clown, or because I don’t know where his water comes from, or because he could be a child predator. He scares me because I think he’s lonely and just wants attention.

He could be nothing more than a retiree who wants to bring cheer to peoples’ day. He could be a God, testing us. He could even be hired by the City to entertain.

But that would not entertain my fear of growing old alone, watching the people around me sharing smiles, adventures and secrets that I will never be a part of. Watching lovers embrace, children hold hands as they skip down the street and friends browsing the shop windows and discussing vacation plans, while I yearn to be a part of any of it, watching from behind an imagined glass wall.

It is the fear of being alone, isolated and unloved that makes my heart break every time I see the clown.

(For those interested, the clown’s name is Denny the Clown and he’s been performing on Whyte Ave for 36 years, according to The Edmonton Sun.)

Paul Potts in Town

Simon Collier — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:29:06 +0000

This is uplifting. He went from this to this.

Fast-Food Free Schoolzones?

Simon Collier — Mon, 18 May 2009 04:34:21 +0000

Adbusters posted an interesting blog citing evidence that fast food restaurants within 1/4 mile of a school significantly increases the average obesity rate of kids at that school.

I do wonder if the fast food stores are as much a symptom of a “poor diet area” as a cause, in the same way that Payday Loans, Adult Superstore and Liquor Store clusters are an indicator of a low-income neighbourhood (and I’m sure they contribute to the problem).

Joss Whedon on Humanism

Simon Collier — Mon, 11 May 2009 05:34:55 +0000

“Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever.
Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary.”
- Joss Whedon, 10th April 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTY8-XPhTzQ

Who Do Healthcare Cuts Hurt?

Simon Collier — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:53:29 +0000

The Alberta Health Services Board announced service cuts on 15th April, about three weeks after it gave all of its members a 25% pay increase. The board members now each get paid $50,000 for their part-time positions, plus $750 “meeting compensation” for every one of the approximately 4 meetings per month. (My job requires that I attend meetings, I don’t get extra for doing so. I had no idea this was unfair, I will contact my union.)

This month our financially incapable provincial government decided that cutting services from our public health care system is the most appropriate course of action to balance the books, medical necessities be damned. In the first round of cuts is Gender Reassignment Surgery, which is something I don’t care about one way or the other in that it doesn’t directly affect me. That feeling of apathy was motivation enough to do some reading.

The government quotes $700,000 as being the annual cost of providing Gender Reassignment Surgery, which is about 0.0005% of the $12,935 million healthcare budget. (Or 0.028% of the $25,000,000 ad campaign to rebrand Alberta as a clean and progressive land where people can follow their dreams. Well, white people anyway.) It is therefore reasonable to say the cost of this service is not a significant factor.

Gender Reassignment Surgery is a treatment for Gender Identity Disorder, which is a recognised disorder. How would we react if we removed support for PTSD or depression? GRS is also a treatment for intersex births, which occur to varying degrees in 1.7% of children. Most are “corrected” shortly after birth, though in severe cases it is more difficult. Assuming we accept the opinion of the organisations that guide the imparting of medical knowledge to our doctors, we can agree that these conditions are real and that treatment is therefore medically necessary.

Consider that the public healthcare system provides treatment for careless drivers and people playing sports, both activities which are very much a personal choice and represent a massive cost to the healthcare system. What about those injured at work? More than a quarter of employed adults sustain their most serious injuries at work in a given year. It seems to me that my taxes subsidise an awful lot of people’s preventable injuries – even those caused in the pursuit of profit, so I don’t see why a recognised disorder should be excluded.

Where does Alberta stand legally with this announcement? In 2008 the decade-long court battle against the Ontario government ended with the Ontario Human Rights Commission reinstating Gender Reassignment Surgery. I can only imagine what that court case cost the Ontario tax payers. Of course a similar court case is possible in Alberta, though Health Minister Ron Liepert cleverly grandfathered in those who already started hormone therapy, as that is what prompted the case in Ontario. In June 2008, the American Medical Association House of Delegates declared the support of Gender Reassignment Surgery in public and private insurance policies. Additionally, as far as I am aware, Alberta still recognises Gender Identity Disorder and intersex births as disorders/conditions – we just won’t fund its treatment.

It’s easy to dismiss GRS as unimportant if it’s a service you have never used, but that’s an awful yardstick with which to measure the importance of a public service. My thoughts? Healthcare is important, as is the well-being of my neighbours. Let’s find another way to balance the books. If we start cutting public services when we hit a recession, what is the government even useful for? It’s supposed to be our rock in uncertain times.

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out–
because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out–
because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out–
because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out–
because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me–
and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Martin Niemoeller

References

http://albertatalks.ca/2009/03/26/despite-deficit-albertas-health-superboard-gives-itself-25-pay-increase/

http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/82-003-x/2006007/article/injuries-blessures/4149017-eng.htm

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2009/04/15/edm-delisting-alberta.html

http://budget2009.alberta.ca/newsroom/charts-graphs.pdf#page=2

http://www.am1410.ca/news/14/911356

http://www.ama-assn.org/ama1/pub/upload/mm/15/digest_of_actions.pdf

How Rich Are You?

Simon Collier — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:15:00 +0000

Think you’re poor? Follow the link to get some perspective. Does where we sit amongst our peers matter as much as where we sit globally? I suspect not.

Global Rich List

Canada Explained

Simon Collier — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:00:46 +0000

Rick Mercer explains how the Canadian democratic system works in the event of a loss of confidence.

Link to YouTube video

Always Grow. Grow All Ways.

Simon Collier — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:15:20 +0000

I love commercials that don’t obviously push the product they are hoping to sell, when they seem to take the higher road and encourage thought and discussion, when they focus on creativity and aim to inspire.

This is exactly what the Alberta Milk advertising campaign has done since 2003, when the campaign began. I found the original commercial online (after a LOT of searching) and I wanted to share it with anyone who has never seen it, or who forgot all about it.

They wanted to push milk consumption in tweens/teens and knew that saying “drink milk, it helps you grow” wasn’t really going to get results. Instead they focused on growth in the broader sense: personal, physical, emotional. And with excellent results.

Check out the video here: http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=7407641152615117866&hl=en&fs=true

I’m Featured!

Simon Collier — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:00:38 +0000

My video is featured on the front page of Windows IT Pro magazine’s website!